Funny

My dad was sick for a few days, relatively serious stuff.  He was being transferred to St John's Hospital via ambulance, which is about three hours away.  As he was loaded into the ambulance, he looked at my mom and said (what she thought was) "Jesus".  So Mom nearly shits a brick and asks him again what he said.  "Jesus" is the reply.  By now she's nearly in a full blown panic, because we've all heard those super creepy stories where someone reaches out to a deceased loved one right at the moment of death.  So she leans way down and asks him one more time to repeat what he'd said.  "Cheez-its.  I want my Cheez-its."